The New "Be Like Mike" Commercial Is An Absolute Joke And Should Never Have Been Made

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No thanks. I feel like my favorite rock band of all time just switched to EDM. Just leave it alone. I even got tricked at first thinking it would be the old school song, which you could put on any commercial and have it be awesome, then bam, we had Blue Moon group hitting on bongos and pressing e-keyboard keys. Fuck that. You can’t remake the greatest commercial of all time. Is anyone trying to repaint the Mona Lisa? Exactly, fuck off Gatorade, you went too far. Don’t ruin my childhood.

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Can we get a where are they know on the kid getting his ass slapped by MJ? Bet he’s doing great things.